Bow to Your New Master!

Bow to Your New Master!: "I have grave news I'm afraid. Jerry, our one-half seventeenth reader has tragically
passed away in a freak cable modem-related accident. Jerry was a great reader,
the finest of readers and a good man. He would write to me whenever something
exciting happened in the comic. He would express his deep concern about the
world we are living in, and even though I begged and pleaded for him to understand
that the world he is referring to doesn't exist, he defiantly remained optimistic
about the prospects of Murlocs eventually ending up in the local government.

Has the idea of Murloc mayors and district prosecutors died with Jerry? Has
the dream been extinguished like his fragile heart after he tried to teach a
plugged cable modem how to swim freestyle in a filled bathtub?
Jerry, you were the greatest. The one true visionary of this site. Words cannot
express how much we will miss your insane remarks about the integrity of news
coverage on this site.

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