Ze War Ragez On!

Ze War Ragez On!: "It's said that Moonet was half-blind. He used to paint by the light of gunpowder. Until he blew both his arms off. He was the greatest Tauren painter who ever lived. The militant nation to this day holds his work in highest regard. Troll scholars, however, claim that in all of Azeroth there are possibly only 13 adult creatures (not counting the most backwards highland Kobold tribes) that can be as successful at failing so miserably at painting portraits as Moonet, while also having the technique of a dyslexic two-year-old orphan child out of Stormwind.

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